Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Nothing in life is so exhilarating as \ | to be shot at without result. | | | | -- Winston Churchill | | | | Next to being shot at and missed, | | nothing is really quite as satisfying | | as an income tax refund. | | | \ -- F. J. Raymond / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;