Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A priest advised Voltaire on his death \ | bed to renounce the devil. Replied | | Voltaire, "This is no time to make new | \ enemies." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;