Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / George Bernard Shaw once sent two \ | tickets to the opening night of one of | | his plays to Winston Churchill with the | | following note: | | | | "Bring a friend, if you have one." | | | | Churchill wrote back, returning the two | | tickets and excused himself as he had a | | previous engagement. He also attached | | the following: | | | | "Please send me two tickets for the | \ next night, if there is one." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;