Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Against all odds, over a noisy \ | telephone line, tapped by the tax | | authorities and the secret police, | | Alice will happily attempt, with | | someone she doesn't trust, whom she | | cannot hear clearly, and who is | | probably someone else, to fiddle her | | tax returns and to organise a coup | | d'etat, while at the same time | | minimising the cost of the phone call. | | | | A coding theorist is someone who | | doesn't think Alice is crazy. | | | | -- John Gordon, "Alice and Bob | | After-Dinner Speech", Zurich Seminar, | | | \ April 1984 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;