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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Against all odds, over a noisy         \
| telephone line, tapped by the tax      |
| authorities and the secret police,     |
| Alice will happily attempt, with       |
| someone she doesn't trust, whom she    |
| cannot hear clearly, and who is        |
| probably someone else, to fiddle her   |
| tax returns and to organise a coup     |
| d'etat, while at the same time         |
| minimising the cost of the phone call. |
|                                        |
| A coding theorist is someone who       |
| doesn't think Alice is crazy.          |
|                                        |
| -- John Gordon, "Alice and Bob         |
| After-Dinner Speech", Zurich Seminar,  |
|                                        |
\ April 1984                             /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;