Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Mencken and Nathan's Second Law of The \ | Average American: | | | | All the postmasters in small towns read | \ all the postcards. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;