Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We'll be recording at the Paradise \ | Friday night. Live, on the Death label. | | | \ -- Swan, "Phantom of the Paradise" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;