Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A government that is big enough to give \ | you all you want is big enough to take | | it all away. | | | \ -- Barry Goldwater / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;