Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / When I was younger, I could remember \ | anything, whether it had happened or | | not; but my faculties are decaying now | | and soon I shall be so I cannot | | remember any but the things that never | | happened. It is sad to go to pieces | | like this but we all have to do it. | | | \ -- Mark Twain / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;