Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I was in Vegas last week. I was at the \ | roulette table, having a lengthy | | argument about what I considered an Odd | | number. | | | \ -- Steven Wright / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;