Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / XXI: \ | | | It's easy to get a loan unless you need | | it. XXII: | | | | If stock market experts were so expert, | | they would be buying stock, | | | | not selling advice. XXIII: | | | | Any task can be completed in only | | one-third more time than is | | | | currently estimated. XXIV: | | | | The only thing more costly than | | stretching the schedule of an | | | | established project is accelerating it, | | which is itself the most | | | | costly action known to man. XXV: | | | | A revised schedule is to business what | | a new season is to an athlete | | | | or a new canvas to an artist. | | | \ -- Norman Augustine / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;