Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I went to the museum where they had \ | all the heads and arms from the statues | | that are in all the other museums." | | | \ -- Steven Wright / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;