Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If I can have honesty, it's easier to \ | overlook mistakes. | | | \ -- Kirk, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;