Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We who revel in nature's diversity and \ | feel instructed by every animal tend to | | brand Homo sapiens as the greatest | | catastrophe since the Cretaceous | | extinction. | | | \ -- S. J. Gould / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;