Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Reintegration complete," ZORAC \ | advised. "We're back in the universe | | again..." An unusually long pause | | followed, "...but I don't know which | | part. We seem to have changed our | | position in space." A spherical display | | in the middle of the floor illuminated | | to show the starfield surrounding the | | ship. | | | | "Several large, artificial | | constructions are approaching us," | | ZORAC announced after a short pause. | | "The designs are not familiar, but they | | are obviously the products of | | intelligence. Implications: we have | | been intercepted deliberately by a | | means unknown, for a purpose unknown, | | and transferred to a place unknown by a | | form of intelligence unknown. Apart | | from the unknowns, everything is | | obvious." | | | \ -- James P. Hogan, "Giants Star" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;