Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / 3M, under the Scotch brand name, \ | manufactures a fine adhesive for art | | and display work. This product is | | called "Craft Mount". 3M suggests that | | to obtain the best results, one should | | make the bond "while the adhesive is | | wet, aggressively tacky." I did not | | know what "aggressively tacky" meant | | until I read today's fortune. | | | | [And who said we didn't offer equal | \ time, huh? Ed.] / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;