Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Don't worry, nobody really LISTENS to \ | lectures in MOSCOW, either! ... FRENCH, | | HISTORY, ADVANCED CALCULUS, COMPUTER | | PROGRAMMING, BLACK STUDIES, | | SOCIOBIOLOGY! ... Are there any | \ QUESTIONS?? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;