Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I lately lost a preposition; It hid, I \ | thought, beneath my chair And angrily I | | cried, "Perdition! Up from out of under | | there." | | | | Correctness is my vade mecum, And | | straggling phrases I abhor, And yet I | | wondered, "What should he come Up from | | out of under for?" | | | \ -- Morris Bishop / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;