Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Every man is as God made him, ay, and \ | often worse. | | | \ -- Miguel de Cervantes / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;