Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / The one sure way to make a lazy man \ | look respectable is to put a fishing | \ rod in his hand. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;