Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "I don't care who does the electing as \ | long as I get to do the nominating." | | | \ -- Boss Tweed / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;