Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / The nice thing about Windows is - It \ | does not just crash, it displays a | | dialog box and lets you press 'OK' | \ first. (Arno Schaefer's .sig) / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;