Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / An engineer, a physicist and a \ | mathematician find themselves in an | | anecdote, indeed an anecdote quite | | similar to many that you have no doubt | | already heard. After some observations | | and rough calculations the engineer | | realizes the situation and starts | | laughing. A few minutes later the | | physicist understands too and chuckles | | to himself happily as he now has enough | | experimental evidence to publish a | | paper. This leaves the mathematician | | somewhat perplexed, as he had observed | | right away that he was the subject of | | an anecdote, and deduced quite rapidly | | the presence of humour from similar | | anecdotes, but considers this anecdote | | to be too trivial a corollary to be | \ significant, let alone funny. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;