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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ An engineer, a physicist and a          \
| mathematician find themselves in an     |
| anecdote, indeed an anecdote quite      |
| similar to many that you have no doubt  |
| already heard. After some observations  |
| and rough calculations the engineer     |
| realizes the situation and starts       |
| laughing. A few minutes later the       |
| physicist understands too and chuckles  |
| to himself happily as he now has enough |
| experimental evidence to publish a      |
| paper. This leaves the mathematician    |
| somewhat perplexed, as he had observed  |
| right away that he was the subject of   |
| an anecdote, and deduced quite rapidly  |
| the presence of humour from similar     |
| anecdotes, but considers this anecdote  |
| to be too trivial a corollary to be     |
\ significant, let alone funny.           /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;