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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Cecil, you're my final hope Of finding  \
| out the true Straight Dope For I have   |
| been reading of Schrodinger's cat But   |
| none of my cats are at all like that.   |
| This unusual animal (so it is said) Is  |
| simultaneously alive and dead! What I   |
| don't understand is just why he Can't   |
| be one or the other, unquestionably. My |
| future now hangs in between             |
| eigenstates. In one I'm enlightened, in |
| the other I ain't. If *you* understand, |
| Cecil, then show me the way And rescue  |
| my psyche from quantum decay. But if    |
| this queer thing has perplexed even     |
| you, Then I will *___and* I won't          |
| see you in Schrodinger's zoo.           |
|                                         |
| -- Randy F., Chicago, "The Straight     |
| Dope, a compendium                      |
|                                         |
\ of human knowledge" by Cecil Adams      /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;