Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We should realize that a city is better \ | off with bad laws, so long as they | | remain fixed, then with good laws that | | are constantly being altered, that the | | lack of learning combined with sound | | common sense is more helpful than the | | kind of cleverness that gets out of | | hand, and that as a general rule, | | states are better governed by the man | | in the street than by intellectuals. | | These are the sort of people who want | | to appear wiser than the laws, who want | | to get their own way in every general | | discussion, because they feel that they | | cannot show off their intelligence in | | matters of greater importance, and who, | | as a result, very often bring ruin on | | their country. | | | | -- Cleon, Thucydides, III, 37 | \ translation by Rex Warner / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;