Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / write-protect tab, n.: \ | | | A small sticker created to cover the | | unsightly notch carelessly left | | | | by disk manufacturers. The use of the | | tab creates an error message | | | | once in a while, but its aesthetic | | value far outweighs the momentary | | | | inconvenience. | | | \ -- Robb Russon / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;