Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / You go down to the pickup station, \ | | | craving warmth and beauty; You settle | | for less than fascination -- | | | | a few drinks later you're not so | | choosy. And the closing lights strip | | off the shadows | | | | on this strange new flesh you've found | | -- Clutching the night to you like a | | fig leaf | | | | you hurry to the blackness | | | | and the blankets to lay down an | | impression | | | | and your loneliness. | | | \ -- Joni Mitchell / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;