Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / How many Bavarian Illuminati does it \ | take to screw in a lightbulb? | | | | Three: one to screw it in, and one to | \ confuse the issue. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;