Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / This ae nighte, this ae nighte, Everye \ | nighte and alle, Fire and sleet and | | candlelyte, And Christe receive thy | | saule. | | | \ -- The Lykewake Dirge / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;