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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Ritual                                  \
|                                         |
| Well established hierarchies are not    |
| easily uprooted; Closely held beliefs   |
| are not easily released; So ritual      |
| enthralls generation after generation.  |
| Harmony does not care for harmony, and  |
| so is naturally attained; But ritual is |
| intent upon harmony, and so can not     |
| attain it. Harmony neither acts nor     |
| reasons; Love acts, but without reason; |
| Justice acts to serve reason; But       |
| ritual acts to enforce reason. When the |
| Way is lost, there remains harmony;     |
| When harmony is lost, there remains     |
| love; When love is lost, there remains  |
| justice; And when justice is lost,      |
| there remains ritual. Ritual is the end |
| of compassion and honesty, The          |
| beginning of confusion; Belief is a     |
| colourful hope or fear, The beginning   |
| of folly. The sage goes by harmony, not |
| by hope; He dwells in the fruit, not    |
| the flower; He accepts substance, and   |
| ignores abstraction.                    |
|                                         |
\ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching"              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;