Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If you bring forth what is within you, \ | what you bring forth will save you. If | | you do not bring forth what is within | | you, what you do not bring forth will | | destroy you. | | | | -- Jesus, "Gnostic Gospels" (Elaine | \ Pagel) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;