Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Indiana is a state dedicated to \ | basketball. Basketball, soybeans, hogs | | and basketball. Berkeley, needless to | | say, is not nearly as athletic. | | Berkeley is dedicated to coffee, angst, | | potholes and coffee. | | | \ -- Carolyn Jones / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;