Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The UNIX philosophy basically involves \ | giving you enough rope to hang | | yourself. And then a couple of feet | \ more, just to be sure. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;