Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I took a fish head to the movies and I \ | didn't have to pay. | | | | -- Fish Heads, Saturday Night Live, | \ 1977. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;