Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I believe that if people would learn to \ | use LSD's vision-inducing capability | | more wisely, under suitable conditions, | | in medical practice and in conjunction | | with meditation, then in the future | | this problem child could become a | | wonder child. | | | | -- Dr. Albert Hoffman, the discoverer | \ of LSD / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;