Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Oh, give me a locus where the gravitons \ | focus | | | | Where the three-body problem is solved, | | | | Where the microwaves play down at three | | degrees K, | | | | And the cold virus never evolved. | | (chorus) We eat algea pie, our vacuum | | is high, | | | | Our ball bearings are perfectly round. | | | | Our horizon is curved, our warheads are | | MIRVed, | | | | And a kilogram weighs half a pound. | | (chorus) If we run out of space for our | | burgeoning race | | | | No more Lebensraum left for the Mensch | | | | When we're ready to start, we can take | | Mars apart, | | | | If we just find a big enough wrench. | | (chorus) I'm sick of this place, it's | | just McDonald's in space, | | | | And living up here is a bore. | | | | Tell the shiggies, "Don't cry," they | | can kiss me goodbye | | | | 'Cause I'm moving next week to L4! | | (chorus) | | | | CHORUS: Home, home on LaGrange, | | | | Where the space debris always collects, | | | | We possess, so it seems, two of Man's | | greatest dreams: | | | | Solar power and zero-gee sex. | | | \ -- to Home on the Range / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;