Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Youth is a blunder, manhood a struggle, \ | old age a regret. | | | \ -- Benjamin Disraeli, "Coningsby" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;