Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / As to Jesus of Nazareth...I think the \ | system of Morals and his Religion, as | | he left them to us, the best the World | | ever saw or is likely to see; but I | | apprehend it has received various | | corrupting Changes, and I have, with | | most of the present Dissenters in | | England, some doubts as to his | | divinity. | | | \ -- Benjamin Franklin / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;