Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is a well known fact that warriors \ | and wizards do not get along, because | | one side considers the other side to be | | a collection of bloodthirsty idiots who | | can't walk and think at the same time, | | while the other side is naturally | | suspicious of a body of men who mumble | | a lot and wear long dresses. Oh, say | | the wizards, if we're going to be like | | that, then, what about all those | | studded collars and oiled muscles down | | at the Young Men's Pagan Association? | | To which the heroes reply, that's a | | pretty good allegation from a bunch of | | wimpsoes who won't go near a woman on | | account, can you believe it, of their | | mystical power being sort of drained | | out. Right, say the wizards, that just | | about does it, you and your leather | | posing pouches. Oh yeah, say the the | | heroes, why don't you ... | | | | -- Terry Pratchett, "The Light | \ Fantastic" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;