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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ It is a well known fact that warriors   \
| and wizards do not get along, because   |
| one side considers the other side to be |
| a collection of bloodthirsty idiots who |
| can't walk and think at the same time,  |
| while the other side is naturally       |
| suspicious of a body of men who mumble  |
| a lot and wear long dresses. Oh, say    |
| the wizards, if we're going to be like  |
| that, then, what about all those        |
| studded collars and oiled muscles down  |
| at the Young Men's Pagan Association?   |
| To which the heroes reply, that's a     |
| pretty good allegation from a bunch of  |
| wimpsoes who won't go near a woman on   |
| account, can you believe it, of their   |
| mystical power being sort of drained    |
| out. Right, say the wizards, that just  |
| about does it, you and your leather     |
| posing pouches. Oh yeah, say the the    |
| heroes, why don't you ...               |
|                                         |
| -- Terry Pratchett, "The Light          |
\ Fantastic"                              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;