Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / [I plan] to see, hear, touch, and \ | destroy everything in my path, | | including beets, rutabagas, and most | | random vegetables, but excluding yams, | | as I am absolutely terrified of yams... | | | | Actually, I think my fear of yams began | | in my early youth, when many of my | | young comrades pelted me with same for | | singing songs of far-off lands and deep | | blue seas in a language closely | | resembling that of the common sow. My | | psychosis was further impressed into my | | soul as I reached adolescence, when, | | while skipping through a field of yams, | | light-heartedly tossing flowers into | | the stratosphere, a great yam-picking | | machine tore through the fields, | | pursuing me to the edge of the great | | plantation, where I escaped by diving | | into a great ditch filled with a | | mixture of water and pig manure, which | | may explain my tendency to scream, | | "Here come the Martians! Hide the | | eggs!" every time I have pork. But I | | digress. The fact remains that I cannot | | rationally deal with yams, and pigs are | \ terrible conversationalists. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;