Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / An American scientist once visited the \ | offices of the great Nobel prize | | winning physicist, Niels Bohr, in | | Copenhagen. He was amazed to find that | | over Bohr's desk was a horseshoe, | | securely nailed to the wall, with the | | open end up in the approved manner (so | | it would catch the good luck and not | | let it spill out). The American said | | with a nervous laugh, | | | | "Surely you don't believe the horseshoe | | will bring you good luck, do you, | | Professor Bohr? After all, as a | | scientist --" Bohr chuckled. | | | | "I believe no such thing, my good | | friend. Not at all. I am scarcely | | likely to believe in such foolish | | nonsense. However, I am told that a | | horseshoe will bring you good luck | \ whether you believe in it or not." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;