Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Wanna tell you all a story 'bout a man \ | named Jed, A poor mountaineer, barely | | kept his family fed. But then one day | | he was shootin' at some food, When up | | through the ground come a bubblin' | | crude -- oil, that is; | | | | black gold; 'Texas tea' ... | | | | Well the next thing ya know, old Jed's | | a millionaire. The kinfolk said, 'Jed, | | move away from there!' They said, | | 'Californy is the place ya oughta be', | | So they loaded up the truck and they | | moved to Beverly -- Hills, that is; | | | \ swimmin' pools; movie stars. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;