Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / "Well I don't see why I have to make \ | one man miserable when I can make so | | many men happy." | | | \ -- Ellyn Mustard, about marriage / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;