Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The best definition of a gentleman is a \ | man who can play the accordion -- but | | doesn't. | | | \ -- Tom Crichton / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;