Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / To fear love is to fear life, and those \ | who fear life are already three parts | | dead. | | | \ -- Bertrand Russell / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;