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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Although we modern persons tend to take \
| our electric lights, radios, mixers,    |
| etc., for granted, hundreds of years    |
| ago people did not have any of these    |
| things, which is just as well because   |
| there was no place to plug them in.     |
| Then along came the first Electrical    |
| Pioneer, Benjamin Franklin, who flew a  |
| kite in a lighting storm and received a |
| serious electrical shock. This proved   |
| that lighting was powered by the same   |
| force as carpets, but it also damaged   |
| Franklin's brain so severely that he    |
| started speaking only in                |
| incomprehensible maxims, such as "A     |
| penny saved is a penny earned."         |
| Eventually he had to be given a job     |
| running the post office.                |
|                                         |
\ -- Dave Barry, "What is Electricity?"   /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;