Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Although we modern persons tend to take \ | our electric lights, radios, mixers, | | etc., for granted, hundreds of years | | ago people did not have any of these | | things, which is just as well because | | there was no place to plug them in. | | Then along came the first Electrical | | Pioneer, Benjamin Franklin, who flew a | | kite in a lighting storm and received a | | serious electrical shock. This proved | | that lighting was powered by the same | | force as carpets, but it also damaged | | Franklin's brain so severely that he | | started speaking only in | | incomprehensible maxims, such as "A | | penny saved is a penny earned." | | Eventually he had to be given a job | | running the post office. | | | \ -- Dave Barry, "What is Electricity?" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;