Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Nowlan's Theory: \ | | | He who hesitates is not only lost, but | | several miles from | | | \ the next freeway exit. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;