Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Three rules for sounding like an \ | expert: | | | | (1) Oversimplify your explanations to | | the point of uselessness. | | | | (2) Always point out second-order | | effects, but never point out | | | | when they can be ignored. | | | | (3) Come up with three rules of your | \ own. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;