Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / White's Statement: \ | | | Don't lose heart! | | | | Owen's Commentary on White's Statement: | | | | ...they might want to cut it out... | | | | Byrd's Addition to Owen's Commentary: | | | | ...and they want to avoid a lengthy | \ search. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;