Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Are Linux users lemmings collectively \ | jumping off of the cliff of reliable, | | well-engineered commercial software? | | | \ -- Matt Welsh / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;