Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Burnt Sienna. That's the best thing \ | that ever happened to Crayolas. | | | \ -- Ken Weaver / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;